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I love this song…

November 26th, 2008

… and they so need this song in Rock Band!

Bad Girlfriend by Theory of a Deadman

My girlfriend’s a dick magnet
My girlfriend’s gotta have it
She’s hot, Can’t stop, Up on stage doing shots
Tip the man he’ll ring the bell
Get her drunk she’ll scream like hell
Dirty girl, Gettin’ down, Dance with guys from outta town
Grab her ass, Actin’ tough,
Mess with her, She’ll fuck you up
No one really knows if she’s drunk or if she’s stoned,
But she’s comin’ back to my place tonight

[Chorus]
She likes to shake her ass
She grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair
When I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down
She’s naughty to the end
You know what she is, No doubt about it
She’s a bad, bad, girlfriend

Red thong, Party’s on, Love this song, Sing along.
Come together, Leave alone, See you later back at home
No one really knows if shes drunk or if she’s stoned
But she’s coming back to my place tonight
I say no one really knows just how far she’s going to go
but I’m gonna find out later tonight

[Chorus]

It doesn’t take her long to make things right
But does it make her wrong to have the time of her life, The time of her life

My girlfriend’s a dick magnet
My girlfriend’s gotta have-it

She’s a gold digger, Now I’m figuring out it’s over,
Pull the trigger, Future’s finished,
There it went, Savings gone, The moneys spent
Look around and all I see, No good, Bad and ugly
Man shes hot and fixed to be the future ex-Miss Connolly!

[Chorus]

She’s a bad, bad, girlfriend
She’s a bad, bad, girlfriend

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Lyrics

April 2nd, 2007

Heard this song in a PG version on Guitar Hero 2, it maybe one of my favorite songs at present… here’s the real lyrics (as best I can figure) and a link to their homepage to listen to the song. Highly recommend it for those who’s sensibilities it doesn’t offend ;)

Vagiant – Fuck the Kells
Let’s go, now!

Walkin’ down the street on a Tuesday night,
And I’m feelin’ good, yeah, I feel alright!
But I’m tryin’ hard not to pull a switch,
On some drunk frat punk and his stupid bitch!

Don’t wanna get in a fight,
But I’m easy to incite,
And there’s not a cop in sight, oh-oh!

Say, Whoa-oh-oh, fuck the Kells!
Whoa-oo-oh, fuck the Kells!
There’s more jocks outside,
Than the motherfuckin’ NFL!
Say, whoa-oo-oh, fuck the Kells!

Yeeeaah!

Well everybody’s been there once, yeah, no doubt.
But raise your hand if you didn’t get thrown out!
They said, somethin’ ’bout my lack of class,
Well, you can take this bar, n’ shove it up your fucking ass!

Yeah, you got some world renoun,
It’s not the only bar in town.
It’s just the first that I’ve burned down, oh-oh!

Say, Whoa-oh-oh, fuck the Kells!
Whoa-oo-oh, fuck the Kells!
Fuck you, Fuck your mom,
Fuck your whole entire clientele.
Say, whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!

Whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!
Whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!
Lee-anne!
Whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!
Whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!

Whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!
Whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!
Rise up rock city,
Now it’s time to raise some hell!

Singin’ Whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!

We’re gonna burn this fucker… Doooowwwwnnnnnnn!

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We didn’t start this website…

March 5th, 2007

… YTMND, but well worth watching especially if you remember the original “We didn’t start the fire” by Billy Joel

I’ll toss the lyrics here too for the curious:
We didn’t start this Website (by: NeomatrixCTL & Freedrosie)

Harry Potter, Domo-Kun, Ridge Racer, Sailor Moon,
Stephen Colbert, Captain Picard, Attack of the Show.
Technologic, Curb Stomp, New Orleans, Falling Thwomp,
Bell Peppers, Brian Peppers, Myspace is Emo!

Captain Kirk, Oh Snap, Bill Cosby, It’s a Trap,
Connery, O RLY?, Katamari Damacy,
Cuppycake Gumdrop, Spinnaz never gonna stop,
Butterfinger, Lex Luthor, Screw YOU Scientology!

We didn’t start this Website,
It was always twisted,
Since the site’s existed,
We didn’t start this Website,
No we didn’t code it,
But we’re gonna vote it!

Had one weakness, Third Reich, Zelda, Nigga stole my bike,
Lindsay Lohan, Sonic, Hassan, NEDM,
Joshcube, Camping noob, Internet’s a big tube,
Hax, Max, Horsedick, Stapler, Tiny Tim!

What is Love, Dew Army, Safety isn’t guarenteed,
VinnyWeapons, CloudSong, Mastersitsu, Donkey Kong,
Conan, Cyberman, AsiaCopter, GMan,
Dinghis Kahn, Pokemon, People raiding eBaum!

We didn’t start the Website,
Though we didn’t start it,
Made it look retarded,
We didn’t start this Website,
No we’re not the smartest,
But We’re still called artists!

Willy Wonka, Virgin Nerd, Didn’t say the magic word,
Best day ever, Michael Moor, Holy crap a Dinosaur,
Spiderman, Barrel Roll, Batman Stares into your soul,
Had it with these F’n snakes, Punch the keys for gods sake!

Darth Vader, Bill Nye, Razor Gator, Homer, Pi,
Lazy Town, Gay Fuel Pride, Syncan’s gonna break my stride,
Eon8, Soylent Green, Never ending ball machine,
Shoe on Head, Violin, Stingray killed Steve Irwin!

We didn’t start the website,
We may be inventive,
But we’re not attentive,
We didn’t start the website,
No we didn’t make it,
But we’re here to break it!

PS3 vs Wii, 64 and DBZ, Russia, A-Ha, World of Warcraft drama,
Very Greedy Sea Gull, Chunk is Indestructible, Burger King,
Racial Slur, Pranking Telemarketer, Chuck Norris, Chocolate,
Jesus and a Fishbiscuit, Kool-Aid, not Afraid, Dr.Leet is getting laid!

We didn’t star the Website,
They may call us losers,
but there’s lots of users,
We didn’t start this website,
Much more than a blog,
Cause we’re the men now dog,
now dog (repeat)

Edit: The history and CORRECT lyrics ;) … Unfortunately this site didn’t exist when I sat down and listened to this three thousand fucking times :P

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