Obruo

Heard this song in a PG version on Guitar Hero 2, it maybe one of my favorite songs at present… here’s the real lyrics (as best I can figure) and a link to their homepage to listen to the song. Highly recommend it for those who’s sensibilities it doesn’t offend ;)

Vagiant - Fuck the Kells
Let’s go, now!

Walkin’ down the street on a Tuesday night,
And I’m feelin’ good, yeah, I feel alright!
But I’m tryin’ hard not to pull a switch,
On some drunk frat punk and his stupid bitch!

Don’t wanna get in a fight,
But I’m easy to incite,
And there’s not a cop in sight, oh-oh!

Say, Whoa-oh-oh, fuck the Kells!
Whoa-oo-oh, fuck the Kells!
There’s more jocks outside,
Than the motherfuckin’ NFL!
Say, whoa-oo-oh, fuck the Kells!

Yeeeaah!

Well everybody’s been there once, yeah, no doubt.
But raise your hand if you didn’t get thrown out!
They said, somethin’ ’bout my lack of class,
Well, you can take this bar, n’ shove it up your fucking ass!

Yeah, you got some (more renoun?),
It’s not the only bar in town.
It’s just the first that I’ve burned down, oh-oh!

Say, Whoa-oh-oh, fuck the Kells!
Whoa-oo-oh, fuck the Kells!
Fuck you, Fuck your mom,
Fuck your whole entire clientele.
Say, whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!

Whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!
Whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!
Lee-anne!
Whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!
Whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!

Whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!
Whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!
Rise up rock city,
Now it’s time to raise some hell!

Singin’ Whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!

We’re gonna burn this fucker… Doooowwwwnnnnnnn!

… YTMND, but well worth watching especially if you remember the original “We didn’t start the fire” by Billy Joel

I’ll toss the lyrics here too for the curious:
We didn’t start this Website (by: NeomatrixCTL & Freedrosie)

Harry Potter, Domo-Kun, Ridge Racer, Sailor Moon,
Stephen Colbert, Captain Picard, Attack of the Show.
Technologic, Curb Stomp, New Orleans, Falling Thwomp,
Bell Peppers, Brian Peppers, Myspace is Emo!

Captain Kirk, Oh Snap, Bill Cosby, It’s a Trap,
Connery, O RLY?, Katamari Damacy,
Cuppycake Gumdrop, Spinnaz never gonna stop,
Butterfinger, Lex Luthor, Screw YOU Scientology!

We didn’t start this Website,
It was always twisted,
Since the site’s existed,
We didn’t start this Website,
No we didn’t code it,
But we’re gonna vote it!

Had one weakness, Third Reich, Zelda, Nigga stole my bike,
Lindsay Lohan, Sonic, Hassan, NEDM,
Joshcube, Camping noob, Internet’s a big tube,
Hax, Max, Horsedick, Stapler, Tiny Tim!

What is Love, Dew Army, Safety isn’t guarenteed,
VinnyWeapons, CloudSong, Mastersitsu, Donkey Kong,
Conan, Cyberman, AsiaCopter, GMan,
Dinghis Kahn, Pokemon, People raiding eBaum!

We didn’t start the Website,
Though we didn’t start it,
Made it look retarded,
We didn’t start this Website,
No we’re not the smartest,
But We’re still called artists!

Willy Wonka, Virgin Nerd, Didn’t say the magic word,
Best day ever, Michael Moor, Holy crap a Dinosaur,
Spiderman, Barrel Roll, Batman Stares into your soul,
Had it with these F’n snakes, Punch the keys for gods sake!

Darth Vader, Bill Nye, Razor Gator, Homer, Pi,
Lazy Town, Gay Fuel Pride, Syncan’s gonna break my stride,
Eon8, Soylent Green, Never ending ball machine,
Shoe on Head, Violin, Stingray killed Steve Irwin!

We didn’t start the website,
We may be inventive,
But we’re not attentive,
We didn’t start the website,
No we didn’t make it,
But we’re here to break it!

PS3 vs Wii, 64 and DBZ, Russia, A-Ha, World of Warcraft drama,
Very Greedy Sea Gull, Chunk is Indestructible, Burger King,
Racial Slur, Pranking Telemarketer, Chuck Norris, Chocolate,
Jesus and a Fishbiscuit, Kool-Aid, not Afraid, Dr.Leet is getting laid!

We didn’t star the Website,
They may call us losers,
but there’s lots of users,
We didn’t start this website,
Much more than a blog,
Cause we’re the men now dog,
now dog (repeat)

Edit: The history and CORRECT lyrics ;) … Unfortunately this site didn’t exist when I sat down and listened to this three thousand fucking times :P

The RIAA is off its rocker.

Check this little gem out.

The summary if you’re to lazy to click the link is that the RIAA (music industry) is suing a music download site in Russia who sells music for a few cents each song.  About $4 per CD give or take.  They’re suing them for… 1.65 TRILLION dollars.  Last I checked the GDP (Gross Domestic Product) for the ENTIRE country was about 750 BILLION dollars.  Now this is where it even gets better… this only includes the songs from June to October 2006.  They’re charging $150,000 per song.  If they had applied those numbers since the inception of AllofMp3.com which according to a quick whois lookup of the site name, is June of 2000… and we’ll say they sold 8m overall each month average, because at the beginning it would have sold slower and now it’s much faster… is roughly 78 months times 8 million downloads or 624 million total downloads… at a cost of $150,000 per song they’d owe the RIAA 93,600,000,000,000 dollars… yes 93 TRILLION, 600 BILLION… because they sold songs cheaper than apple… who sells each song for $0.99.  Just for comparison… the national debt of the united states is currently capped at 9 Trillion.  The gross domestic product of the ENTIRE WORLD combined is about 45 Trillion…

God, someone who does damages and math for this kinda shit needs flat out shot.  This is STUPID, punitive is one thing and understandable as a discouragement… this is mental.  Any judge who gets this case should toss it out for being to stupid to contemplate until they can come back with a reasonable number of some sort.

Anyways, enjoy figured everyone needed some light hearted stupidity for the holiday season!  Oh and AllofMp3.com is presently is giving a 20% holiday increase for any money you transfer in for downloads.  Merry Christmas!

… Mad World, the version I like best is from the movie Donnie Darko by Michael Andrews and not the original performed by Tears for Fears.

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Going nowhere, going nowhere
And their tears are filling up their glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow

[chorus]
And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I’m dying
Are the best I’ve ever had
I find it hard to tell you
I find it hard to take
When people run in circles
It’s a very, very…
Mad World

Children waiting for the day they feel good
Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday
Made to feel the way that every child should
Sit and listen, sit and listen
Went to school and I was very nervous
No one knew me, no one knew me
Hello teacher tell me what’s my lesson
Look right through me, look right through me

[chorus]
Mad World…
Mad World…

… i totally forgot about from the 80s. The lyrics are just hystorical.

Murray Head - One night in bangkok

(Company:)
One night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can’t be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

(The American:)
Bangkok, Oriental city
But the city don’t know what the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world
In a show with everything but Yul Brynner

Time flies, doesn’t seem a minute
since the Terelian’s bar had the chess boys in it
All change, don’t you know that when you
Play at this level in no ordinary venue

There’s Iceland, or the Philippines, or Hastings
Or….or this place!

(Company:)
One night in Bangkok and the world’s your oyster
The bars are temples but their pearls ain’t free
You’ll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you’re lucky, then the god’s a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

(The American:)
One town’s very like another
When your head’s down over your pieces, brother

(Company:)
It’s a drag, it’s a bore, it’s really such a pity
When you’re looking at the board
not looking at the city

(The American:)
Whattaya mean?!
You’ve seen one crowd in polluted stinking town…

(Company:)
Tea, girls, warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite

(The American:)
Get Tai-ed, you’re talking to a tourist
Whose every move’s among the purest
I get my kicks ABOVE the waistline, sunshine!

(Company:)
One night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can’t be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

(The American:)
Siam’s going to be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a muddy ol’ river or reclining Buddha
Thank God I’m only watching the game, controlling it
I don’t see you guys rating
The kind of mate I’m contemplating
I let you’d watch, I would invite you
But the queens WE use would not excite you.
So, you better go back to your bars, your temples…
your “massage parlors”…

(Company:)
One night in Bangkok and the world’s your oyster
The bars are temples but their pearls ain’t free
You’ll find a god in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One night in Bangkok makes the hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can’t be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

The best line is - I get my kicks ABOVE the waistline, sunshine!