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Lies, Lies, and more Bullshit…

June 14th, 2007

Check out the post over at violentacres– V is absolutely correct, the war on drugs, euthanasia, et all are absolutely bullshit.  This is my greatest pet peeve, it makes me god damned angry, what right does anyone but me have to determine what i should or shouldn’t be trusted with putting in my body?  Why does someone other than me get to decide that it’s not okay for me to kill myself?  Why does someone other than me get to decide anything about what I do with my own life and body?  They shouldn’t.  What really pisses me off is I get no say on what the money I contribute to the government is used for… I especially dislike the fact that they’re using my money to keep drug addicts in jail… over 700k drug arrests with jail time last I checked and with minimum sentencing guidelines… a lot of those people aren’t going to get out of jail until I’ve been dead for many years… and thousands and thousands of dollars of *MY* money getting used to keep a non-violent offender in jail… That’s supreme bullshit.  Lets not forget the time the police waste hunting them down, the court costs, the cost of appeals, the cost of a state appointed attorney, etc… it all adds up to a whopping load of utter crap.  Dump that money into education, health care, shelters for the poor, social security– damn near anything would be a better place to spend the money… or hell, here’s a crazy idea, just let us keep some of our damn money that’s being wasted.   It’s just such an absolute load of crap… more damage has been done by prohibition (call the drug war whatever you like, but that’s all it is– prohibition.) than it has ever even come close to preventing.  The sooner we’re treated like adults who can responsibly control what they do with their own being when it isn’t infringing on the rights of someone else to do the same… the better off we’ll be as a society.

General Stuff, Politics, Religion, Sex, Shadus Ramblings

Gun control and my day…

May 1st, 2007

I’ve got a few thoughts about Gun Control that I recently saw expressed on a website very clearly — Let me quote it here…

If guns kill people, then…
  … Pencils miss spel werds.
  … Cars make people drive drunk.
  … Spoons make people fat.

In other news, my son had his penis correction surgery today, seeing his penis makes my penis hurt… it looks like a psychopath beat it with a hammer repeatedly… but it was necessary to fix the problems caused by his hypospadias.  Was cute when I showed up in recovery he was crying and trying to free himself from the nurse, as soon as he saw me he chilled right down and tackled me using legs and arms and went promptly to sleep so quickly his hiccups didn’t even stop. He went through it all like a little trooper, I’d have made more of a fuss than he did if they had done all that chopping on my penis.

Anyways, I just wanna sleep now, I’m exhausted from the stress.

General Stuff, Politics, Sex, Shadus Ramblings, The Funny

We didn’t start this website…

March 5th, 2007

… YTMND, but well worth watching especially if you remember the original “We didn’t start the fire” by Billy Joel

I’ll toss the lyrics here too for the curious:
We didn’t start this Website (by: NeomatrixCTL & Freedrosie)

Harry Potter, Domo-Kun, Ridge Racer, Sailor Moon,
Stephen Colbert, Captain Picard, Attack of the Show.
Technologic, Curb Stomp, New Orleans, Falling Thwomp,
Bell Peppers, Brian Peppers, Myspace is Emo!

Captain Kirk, Oh Snap, Bill Cosby, It’s a Trap,
Connery, O RLY?, Katamari Damacy,
Cuppycake Gumdrop, Spinnaz never gonna stop,
Butterfinger, Lex Luthor, Screw YOU Scientology!

We didn’t start this Website,
It was always twisted,
Since the site’s existed,
We didn’t start this Website,
No we didn’t code it,
But we’re gonna vote it!

Had one weakness, Third Reich, Zelda, Nigga stole my bike,
Lindsay Lohan, Sonic, Hassan, NEDM,
Joshcube, Camping noob, Internet’s a big tube,
Hax, Max, Horsedick, Stapler, Tiny Tim!

What is Love, Dew Army, Safety isn’t guarenteed,
VinnyWeapons, CloudSong, Mastersitsu, Donkey Kong,
Conan, Cyberman, AsiaCopter, GMan,
Dinghis Kahn, Pokemon, People raiding eBaum!

We didn’t start the Website,
Though we didn’t start it,
Made it look retarded,
We didn’t start this Website,
No we’re not the smartest,
But We’re still called artists!

Willy Wonka, Virgin Nerd, Didn’t say the magic word,
Best day ever, Michael Moor, Holy crap a Dinosaur,
Spiderman, Barrel Roll, Batman Stares into your soul,
Had it with these F’n snakes, Punch the keys for gods sake!

Darth Vader, Bill Nye, Razor Gator, Homer, Pi,
Lazy Town, Gay Fuel Pride, Syncan’s gonna break my stride,
Eon8, Soylent Green, Never ending ball machine,
Shoe on Head, Violin, Stingray killed Steve Irwin!

We didn’t start the website,
We may be inventive,
But we’re not attentive,
We didn’t start the website,
No we didn’t make it,
But we’re here to break it!

PS3 vs Wii, 64 and DBZ, Russia, A-Ha, World of Warcraft drama,
Very Greedy Sea Gull, Chunk is Indestructible, Burger King,
Racial Slur, Pranking Telemarketer, Chuck Norris, Chocolate,
Jesus and a Fishbiscuit, Kool-Aid, not Afraid, Dr.Leet is getting laid!

We didn’t star the Website,
They may call us losers,
but there’s lots of users,
We didn’t start this website,
Much more than a blog,
Cause we’re the men now dog,
now dog (repeat)

Edit: The history and CORRECT lyrics ;) … Unfortunately this site didn’t exist when I sat down and listened to this three thousand fucking times :P

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