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Heard this song in a PG version on Guitar Hero 2, it maybe one of my favorite songs at present… here’s the real lyrics (as best I can figure) and a link to their homepage to listen to the song. Highly recommend it for those who’s sensibilities it doesn’t offend ;)

Vagiant - Fuck the Kells
Let’s go, now!

Walkin’ down the street on a Tuesday night,
And I’m feelin’ good, yeah, I feel alright!
But I’m tryin’ hard not to pull a switch,
On some drunk frat punk and his stupid bitch!

Don’t wanna get in a fight,
But I’m easy to incite,
And there’s not a cop in sight, oh-oh!

Say, Whoa-oh-oh, fuck the Kells!
Whoa-oo-oh, fuck the Kells!
There’s more jocks outside,
Than the motherfuckin’ NFL!
Say, whoa-oo-oh, fuck the Kells!

Yeeeaah!

Well everybody’s been there once, yeah, no doubt.
But raise your hand if you didn’t get thrown out!
They said, somethin’ ’bout my lack of class,
Well, you can take this bar, n’ shove it up your fucking ass!

Yeah, you got some world renoun,
It’s not the only bar in town.
It’s just the first that I’ve burned down, oh-oh!

Say, Whoa-oh-oh, fuck the Kells!
Whoa-oo-oh, fuck the Kells!
Fuck you, Fuck your mom,
Fuck your whole entire clientele.
Say, whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!

Whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!
Whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!
Lee-anne!
Whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!
Whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!

Whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!
Whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!
Rise up rock city,
Now it’s time to raise some hell!

Singin’ Whoa-oo-oh, Fuck the Kells!

We’re gonna burn this fucker… Doooowwwwnnnnnnn!

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the juice of java that thoughts acquire speed,
the papers acquire stains, the stains become a warning,
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

… I was surfing around and saw some quotes that made me smile and be kinda sad at the same time… made me think– as you can guess, it’s been one of those days… anyways, without further ado–

“The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them.”

“What do you do when the only one who can make you stop crying, is the person who made you cry?”

“Should I smile because we are friends? Or cry because we’ll never be anything more?”

Sitting next to you doing absolutely nothing, means absolutely everything to me.”

I’m trying really hard not to cry over you because every tear is just one more reminder that I don’t know how to let you go.”

“Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.”

It’s amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces.

The worst feeling you’ll ever feel is sitting next to the person who means the world to you knowing that you mean nothing to them

Love is giving someone the power to destroy you…but trusting them not to.”

“You never really stop loving someone. you just learn to try to live without them”

Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.”

Don’t keep running back to the one person that you need to walk away from.

If two past lovers can remain friends, either they never were in love or they still are.”

How many people in your life does one of those quotes apply to? How many apply to you? Makes ya think, no?

… on the net discussing Vegetarianism and the top item of why to be a vegan was “Because a pig is smarter than your dog”, my first thought was “but it doesn’t taste nearly as good.”  What’s the old saying?  My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could eat carrots.

… YTMND, but well worth watching especially if you remember the original “We didn’t start the fire” by Billy Joel

I’ll toss the lyrics here too for the curious:
We didn’t start this Website (by: NeomatrixCTL & Freedrosie)

Harry Potter, Domo-Kun, Ridge Racer, Sailor Moon,
Stephen Colbert, Captain Picard, Attack of the Show.
Technologic, Curb Stomp, New Orleans, Falling Thwomp,
Bell Peppers, Brian Peppers, Myspace is Emo!

Captain Kirk, Oh Snap, Bill Cosby, It’s a Trap,
Connery, O RLY?, Katamari Damacy,
Cuppycake Gumdrop, Spinnaz never gonna stop,
Butterfinger, Lex Luthor, Screw YOU Scientology!

We didn’t start this Website,
It was always twisted,
Since the site’s existed,
We didn’t start this Website,
No we didn’t code it,
But we’re gonna vote it!

Had one weakness, Third Reich, Zelda, Nigga stole my bike,
Lindsay Lohan, Sonic, Hassan, NEDM,
Joshcube, Camping noob, Internet’s a big tube,
Hax, Max, Horsedick, Stapler, Tiny Tim!

What is Love, Dew Army, Safety isn’t guarenteed,
VinnyWeapons, CloudSong, Mastersitsu, Donkey Kong,
Conan, Cyberman, AsiaCopter, GMan,
Dinghis Kahn, Pokemon, People raiding eBaum!

We didn’t start the Website,
Though we didn’t start it,
Made it look retarded,
We didn’t start this Website,
No we’re not the smartest,
But We’re still called artists!

Willy Wonka, Virgin Nerd, Didn’t say the magic word,
Best day ever, Michael Moor, Holy crap a Dinosaur,
Spiderman, Barrel Roll, Batman Stares into your soul,
Had it with these F’n snakes, Punch the keys for gods sake!

Darth Vader, Bill Nye, Razor Gator, Homer, Pi,
Lazy Town, Gay Fuel Pride, Syncan’s gonna break my stride,
Eon8, Soylent Green, Never ending ball machine,
Shoe on Head, Violin, Stingray killed Steve Irwin!

We didn’t start the website,
We may be inventive,
But we’re not attentive,
We didn’t start the website,
No we didn’t make it,
But we’re here to break it!

PS3 vs Wii, 64 and DBZ, Russia, A-Ha, World of Warcraft drama,
Very Greedy Sea Gull, Chunk is Indestructible, Burger King,
Racial Slur, Pranking Telemarketer, Chuck Norris, Chocolate,
Jesus and a Fishbiscuit, Kool-Aid, not Afraid, Dr.Leet is getting laid!

We didn’t star the Website,
They may call us losers,
but there’s lots of users,
We didn’t start this website,
Much more than a blog,
Cause we’re the men now dog,
now dog (repeat)

Edit: The history and CORRECT lyrics ;) … Unfortunately this site didn’t exist when I sat down and listened to this three thousand fucking times :P