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I’ve got a few thoughts about Gun Control that I recently saw expressed on a website very clearly — Let me quote it here…

If guns kill people, then…
  … Pencils miss spel werds.
  … Cars make people drive drunk.
  … Spoons make people fat.

In other news, my son had his penis correction surgery today, seeing his penis makes my penis hurt… it looks like a psychopath beat it with a hammer repeatedly… but it was necessary to fix the problems caused by his hypospadias.  Was cute when I showed up in recovery he was crying and trying to free himself from the nurse, as soon as he saw me he chilled right down and tackled me using legs and arms and went promptly to sleep so quickly his hiccups didn’t even stop. He went through it all like a little trooper, I’d have made more of a fuss than he did if they had done all that chopping on my penis.

Anyways, I just wanna sleep now, I’m exhausted from the stress.

General Stuff, Politics, Sex, Shadus Ramblings, The Funny

It is by will alone I set my mind in motion,
It is by the juice of java that thoughts acquire speed,
the papers acquire stains, the stains become a warning,
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

Shadus Ramblings, The Funny

… on the net discussing Vegetarianism and the top item of why to be a vegan was “Because a pig is smarter than your dog”, my first thought was “but it doesn’t taste nearly as good.”  What’s the old saying?  My ancestors didn’t fight their way to the top of the food chain so I could eat carrots.

Shadus Ramblings, The Funny