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… wtf. Are we as a society so freaked out and scared that we react to everything in a negative manner? Didn’t someone ask any of the commuters near the “bombs” if they were there yesterday… or the day before… or the day before that?

“Turner Broadcasting is expected to issue an apology for causing today’s series of bomb scares throughout Boston. A statement emailed to the Globe from Turner Broadcasting said: “The ‘packages’ in question are magnetic lights that pose no danger. They are part of an outdoor marketing campaign in 10 cities in support of Adult Swim’s animated television show Aqua Teen Hunger Force. They have been in place for two to three weeks in Boston, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Atlanta, Seattle, Portland, Austin, San Francisco, and Philadelphia. Parent company Turner Broadcasting is in contact with local and federal law enforcement on the exact locations of the billboards. We regret that they were mistakenly thought to pose any danger.”

I’d be embarrassed if I were from Boston right now. The mayor should probably also issue an apology for running his mouth off before knowing what the situation really was.

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The RIAA is off its rocker.

Check this little gem out.

The summary if you’re to lazy to click the link is that the RIAA (music industry) is suing a music download site in Russia who sells music for a few cents each song.  About $4 per CD give or take.  They’re suing them for… 1.65 TRILLION dollars.  Last I checked the GDP (Gross Domestic Product) for the ENTIRE country was about 750 BILLION dollars.  Now this is where it even gets better… this only includes the songs from June to October 2006.  They’re charging $150,000 per song.  If they had applied those numbers since the inception of AllofMp3.com which according to a quick whois lookup of the site name, is June of 2000… and we’ll say they sold 8m overall each month average, because at the beginning it would have sold slower and now it’s much faster… is roughly 78 months times 8 million downloads or 624 million total downloads… at a cost of $150,000 per song they’d owe the RIAA 93,600,000,000,000 dollars… yes 93 TRILLION, 600 BILLION… because they sold songs cheaper than apple… who sells each song for $0.99.  Just for comparison… the national debt of the united states is currently capped at 9 Trillion.  The gross domestic product of the ENTIRE WORLD combined is about 45 Trillion…

God, someone who does damages and math for this kinda shit needs flat out shot.  This is STUPID, punitive is one thing and understandable as a discouragement… this is mental.  Any judge who gets this case should toss it out for being to stupid to contemplate until they can come back with a reasonable number of some sort.

Anyways, enjoy figured everyone needed some light hearted stupidity for the holiday season!  Oh and AllofMp3.com is presently is giving a 20% holiday increase for any money you transfer in for downloads.  Merry Christmas!

This is NSFW.  Not remotely safe for work.

However, its very very funny.

“Now turn over, I’m going to breach your southern border.”

WARNING: WARNING: WARNING

This is a political satire, if you don’t like seeing W made fun of, don’t watch this…

… but mangles the delivery and pretty much sounds like he is insulting the troops. Pot meet Kettle, neh?

On going coverage at CNN

Additional Coverage at NYTimes

I don’t have a particularly high opinion of either Bush or Kerry. Good to see both are still name calling and mudslinging though, because you know, that truly shows the quality of character for our choices last election. My step-son has more respect towards people he doesn’t like… and he’s 8.

…Cocaine Lil and Morphine Sue

Did you ever hear about Cocaine Lil?
She lived in Cocaine town on Cocaine hill,
She had a cocaine dog and a cocaine cat,
They fought all night with a cocaine rat.

She had cocaine hair on her cocaine head.
She had a cocaine dress that was poppy red:
She wore a snowbird hat and sleigh-riding clothes,
On her coat she wore a crimson, cocaine rose.

Big gold chariots on the Milky Way,
Snakes and elephants silver and gray.
Oh the cocaine blues they make me sad,
Oh the cocaine blues make me feel bad.

Lil went to a snow party one cold night,
And the way she sniffed was sure a fright.
There was Hophead Mag with Dopey Slim,
Kankakee Liz and Yen Shee Jim.

There was Morphine Sue and the Poppy Face Kid,
Climbed up snow ladders and down they skid;
There was the Stepladder Kit, a good sixfeet,
And the Sleigh-riding Sister who were hard to beat.

Along in the morning about half past three
They were all lit up like a Christmas tree;
Lil got home and started for bed,
Took another sniff and it knocked her dead.

They laid her out in her cocaine clothes:
She wore a snowbird hat with a crimson rose;
On her headstone you’ll find this refrain:
She died as she lived sniffing cocaine.

~ Anonymous

Found this on http://www.everything2.com/